• Dusty Ghillies

How Many Scottish Country Dancers Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

Updated: Jun 19, 2018

Got a clever answer? Got a not so clever answer? You can at least be one of the first and few to add to the Scottish Country Dance Joke repertoire :-)

It's not that Scottish Country Dancers are a dour lot, it's just that this avenue of hilarity hasn't been sufficiently pursued.


And come to think of it, how many Scottish Country Dancers DOES it take to screw in a lightbulb?


Got a clever answer? Got a not so clever answer?


Got a Scottish Country Dancer "Knock Knock" joke or riddle?


Got a Scottish Country Dance pun?


Might there a Scottish Country Dance with a clever choreographic folly?


You can at least be one of the first and few to add to the Scottish Country Dance Joke repertoire.


And if there aren't any extant, please make one up! Good, bad, or awful, I'll take them all.


Leave your bon mots here for immortalization in the Scottish Country Dance Joke oeuvre!


Use the collective intelligence of your dance group. Surely, there must be a few out there.


Cheers and lols!

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