How embarassing - Mishaps on the dance floor!
Sure, everyone has lost a shoe dancing, but even stranger things can happen on the dance floor.
Have you lost a partner, lost an undergarment, lost on outergarment (shock)?
Have you taken out a person in your set, more than one? In someone else's set?
Entertain us with your faux pas de basques!
Share your secret embarrassment for other's delectation :-). Or delight others by relaying (anonymously of course) someone else's unfortunately amusing events.
Go ahead, it's just between you and Scottish Country Confidential :-)