Fooled you - there are none!   Or if there are, they are hiding well!

It's not that Scottish Country Dancers are a dour lot, it's just that this avenue of hilarity hasn't been sufficiently pursued.

And come to think of it, how many Scottish Country Dancers DOES it take to screw in a lightbulb?


Got a clever answer? Got a not so clever answer?


Got a Scottish Country Dancer "Knock Knock" joke?

Got a Scottish Country Dance pun?


You can at least be one of the first and few to add to the Scottish Country Dance Joke repertoire :-) 


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